Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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