What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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420

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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