a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

I forgot what i was gonna say

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

a black guy hates chicken.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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