What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

save me from the nothing ive become

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Your mother just died.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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