A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Your mother is so fat.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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