- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

a black man pays his child support

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Happy Monday!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What did Washington say to California? WC

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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