- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

How's the weather? Good.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Where's the soap?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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