What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

L's I's that took Viagra.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

im gey

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Nice belt.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

why are balck people black because they are

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

you first

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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