A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

THE GAME.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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