- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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