- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

whats black and large -me

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

anus

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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