Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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