What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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