A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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bologna

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