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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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