- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Where's the soap?

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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