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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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