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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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