Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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420

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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