Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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