My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

I? Everett

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's circular and round A circle

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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