if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a duck?

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

KILL WHITEY

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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