What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Anti Joke

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