What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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