- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

Horse with a chair on his head.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

women's rights

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Women's Rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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