Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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anus

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Women's Rights.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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