Horse with a chair on his head.

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Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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