Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why? Why Not?

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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