Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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