How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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