- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

whats the capital of congo famine

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

This is an anti joke

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

im at school

Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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