- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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