- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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