- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

KOOKABURRA

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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