Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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The Game.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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