Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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sure!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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