What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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THE GAME

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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sfdg

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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