- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's the deal with brown?

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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