- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

What's 9+10? 19.

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

whats black and large -me

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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