- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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