whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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