- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Asian women drivers...

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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