why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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