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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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