- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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