- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

knock knock!? . . No.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why was the gay guy sad?

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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