- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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