Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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Justin Bieber.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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david weres the slug gone

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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