- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

So a man walks into a bar, right?

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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