- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What did death say to life? Go die

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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