- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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