What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Two planes walk into an office building

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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