- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

Tim and Eric

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Today is March 22.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Your mother is so fat.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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