- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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