- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Where's my tractor?

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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