- Anti Joke

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Knock Know! Come in!

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.