60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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