adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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