yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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