- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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