- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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