Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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