One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

tim has no humor

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

i love to lick...

robin, get in the car.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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