Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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your moms my other ride

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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