Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

the bible

soccer

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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