- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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