- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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