Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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