A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Tommy got neutered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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