Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Women's Rights

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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