- Anti Joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why did you step on my watermelon?

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Punching a baby

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red