- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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