how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

womens rights

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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