- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Stop procrastinating.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Obamacare

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did John name his dog? Doggy

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

My love life

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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