what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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