What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A person from Singapore eats

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Obamacare

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Stop procrastinating.

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My love life

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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