- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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