What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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