How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man goes to the potty.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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