What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

YES! EXACTLY!

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Loperson

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A sober Irish individual.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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