- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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