- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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