Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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