Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

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have safe sex

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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thomas!!!!

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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