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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What's the deal with brown?

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

THE GAME.

what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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