Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Coldpaly is a good band

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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